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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What the hell are you doing?

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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