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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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PIED NINNY!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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