What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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National security?

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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