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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

PIED NINNY!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

my whole life!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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