Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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all the kids had fun

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

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