4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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