Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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