What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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I shot a bitch.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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