A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Keanu Reaves

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Women's rights

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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