If youre African, why are you white?

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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