A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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