- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Killing your friend as a joke.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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