Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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