- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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