- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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