Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Anti Joke

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