- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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