- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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