- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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