What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A blind man watches TV

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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well use a tissue!

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PENIS

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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