WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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