- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A lot eh?

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Praise Paisley

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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