- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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