What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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