- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Guess what? Bananas

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Its true, he didnt write that!!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do black people eat? Food.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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