What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Praise Paisley

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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