- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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