- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

An Artic Storm.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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