- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

copy me and i will kill you

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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