- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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