Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Do u take sugar?

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Women's rights.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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hextech crafting too opieop

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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