"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's your guys names?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Where's my tractor?

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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