- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

to get to the other side.

there was once a jew

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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