Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Your face

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

nickel back

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What moos like a cow? Another cow

It's all Taggart

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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