- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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