- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

It's all Taggart

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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