- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A boy with red hair is happy.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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