Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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