- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

William wright is Gay

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

hola said the chinese man

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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