What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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