- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What do you call a black man? Black

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Who wants water? I do.

Obama walks into a hospital....

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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