What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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