Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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This is an anti joke

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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