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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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