What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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I woke up today

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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It says so on your cap.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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more like nig!

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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