- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

This is not funny.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Face...the other white meat!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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