what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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