- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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