What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Anti Joke

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