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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

3 like an eel

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

human centipede

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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