What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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well now

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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