- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??