What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

so how about that irline food

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

womens rights

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

andrew wagner

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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