Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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