- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

President Donald Trump

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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