- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What does two plus two equal? 4

Ian's mind Elevator music

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

have safe sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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