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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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