Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

President Donald Trump

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Rebecca Black's career.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are indigo

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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