- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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