Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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