why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

This is not funny.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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