- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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