- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

No!

100 chefs walk into a bar

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

I drive a 'rarri

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

hi joshua

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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