- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

I am a women

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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