Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

human centipede

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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