People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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