What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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