- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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