Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

I shot a bitch.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

identical jokes get different votes.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

who's a slut... you're mom

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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