Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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my mind's eye?

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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