- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

PENIS

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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