- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died