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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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