Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

* anti-punchline

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

My Boyfriend

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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