i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

your mom is so fat.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

a irish man walks past a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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