- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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