Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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