why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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tim has no humor

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derp

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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do you have a wife?

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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