- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

every knight i see an owl at window

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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