Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Anti Joke

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