- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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