How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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