- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania