Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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i like men but im not gay

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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