Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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