- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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