- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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