- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

HURT

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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