i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

steven hawking walks into a bar

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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