- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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