- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

A woman walks into a bar.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

go F*** yourself

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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