How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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penis?

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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