- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Haha, I get it..

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A Sloth runs...

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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