why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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