- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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