What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

How did th-A fridge.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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