What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Poop

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Don't believe in Atheists.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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