A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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