- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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