why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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