- Anti Joke

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Nice belt.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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