- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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