- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Asians.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

feminism

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

homosexuals are gay

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