- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

were at work systems r down

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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