What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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