- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Your mums a potato

Obama

A black man has a job.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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