What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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