- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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