- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

women's rights

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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