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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Boob

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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