What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

what's brown and sticky A stick!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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