"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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