- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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