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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

whats your budget like? a budget.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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