- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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