Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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