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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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