Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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my mind's eye?

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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