Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

OOOOPPS /

Who invented apple? God

PENIS

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

hi

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

9/11

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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