- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

im gay

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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