- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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