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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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