i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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