What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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shut up kobe!

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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