A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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