Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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