Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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