knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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The GOV and the WHO?

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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