What comes after 69? mouthwash

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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