A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Barbara Streisand

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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