Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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