How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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