GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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im gay

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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PEANIS!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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69

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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