Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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guess what chicken butt

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