- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

you will like this because i am black.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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