- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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