what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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