- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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