Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Reading books

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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